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State Certified Birth Certificate

Monday, August 16th, 2010

I just let my driver’s license expire. Yes, I know . . . Then, I didn’t notice it for 6 months. So, I don’t know exactly why I feel such a rush to get it renewed. But, now that I know about it, I have to get it done. When I went to the tag agency in Moore, Oklahoma where I live, they told me I would have to bring them my birth certificate. I was ONE month past when they could have re-issued based on my old license–cause we all know I’m not who as was after 6 months.

Well, I went home, got my birth certificate, and rushed back to the tag agency. They told me my 100% original birth certificate wouldn’t work. I had to get a new State Certified Birth Certificate. “So,” I said, “this real birth certificate I’ve had for 52 years isn’t good? I mean, it’s the REAL deal!” NO. I have to have a State Certified Birth Certificate.

So, I went home instead of back to work. I have to get this done. I don’t have a license. And, now, I’m worried about how in the world will I verify who I am to the state where I was born over the phone?? I mean to say, if the original document that I’ve hung on to for over 50 years won’t say I’m who I am, then, what in the world can I supply over the phone to verify who I am? And why wouldn’t I be able to supply that in person to get my license? It just doesn’t make any sense that anyone would think this process is anything that would better verify who I am.

Well, something I couldn’t understand turned into something totally ridiculous.

Below is the form I had to fill out. You’ll notice there is absolutely nothing on it that couldn’t be easily discovered with very little research. “Wow.” That’s all I can say–just, “WOW!!” Don’t you feel more secure knowing I can’t get my ID without a really grueling identity verification?

Internet form 01/09/09
If the form doesn’t print properly, try using smaller screen font on your internet browser.
Application for Copy of Birth Certificate

Name of person on the certificate: ______________________________________________
First Middle Last
Date of Birth ________________
Month/Day/Year
Mother’s Maiden Name ______________________________________________
First Middle Last

Father’s Name ______________________________________________
First Middle Last

Place of Birth
City _____________________County ____________________ State ________________

Hospital _____________________ Sex ____ Male; ___ Female;

Requestor’s Relationship:____Parent/Grandparent;____ Guardian or Agent;
_____Brother/Sister ____ Child/Grandchild; ____ Certificate of my own birth; _____Spouse;
Making false statements and misuse of vital records will result in criminal and civil penalties pursuant to WV Code ยง16-5-38.
__________________________ ____________________________
Signature Printed Name

Requesting ________ copies at $12.00 per copy and enclosing $___________.
Please send check or money order. Please do not send cash. Make checks payable
to Vital Registration

Send copies to: Print your address below.

______________________________________________

______________________________________________

______________________________________________

______________________________________________

City State Zip
Daytime telephone number ( ) ______ ___________
Area Code

Separate on the above line and return the form to:
Address and phone were here.
Make checks payable to: Government agency was here.

Bad bots and WGet stealing your site?

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

Would you like to keep bad bots off your site?
Simply paste the lines below into your .htaccess file.

Bad bots and lazy people will steal anything they can.

They try to get emails, free content, layouts that they like, and all your hard work.

Stopping them is fairly straight forward and simple.

In the top directory of your site or subdomain, create a file called .htacces if it doesn’t exist already.

If you can access your .htaccess file simply add the following lines to it:

SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^Wget" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^EmailSiphon" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^EmailWolf" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^psycheclone" bad_bot
SetEnvIf Remote_Addr "208\.66\.195\.[0-28]+" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^Java/1.5.0_04" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^Java/1.5.0" bad_bot

<Files *>
order allow,deny
allow from all
deny from bad_bot
</Files>

Then anytime you see more activity you don’t want, simply add the agent or user-agent performing the activity follow the example above to the list.

Regards

Today in Sports - Sport highlights and news - in Wordpress

Monday, June 12th, 2006

This page pulls from today’s sports highlights to bring the latest news and sports updates. Get the latest on the teams and the players in golf, basketball, baseball, football, hockey, soccer, and college sports. Bookmark this page for quick updates. Subscribe to the RSS or Link it from your site.

Giants’ Vogelsong wins at last but injures hand

  • San Francisco Giants starting pitcher Ryan Vogelsong grabs his hand after being hit by a pitch against the Washington Nationals during the fifth inning of a baseball game on Monday, May 20, 2013 in San Francisco. Vogelsong left the game after the game. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)SAN FRANCISCO (AP) ? Ryan Vogelsong felt the best he had in months, then it all ended on one painful swing.


  • Sports world keeps eye on Oklahoma tornado

  • Los Angeles Dodgers' Matt Kemp reacts as he crosses the plate after hitting a home run during the sixth inning of a baseball game against the Milwaukee Brewers Monday, May 20, 2013, in Milwaukee. (AP Photo/Morry Gash)The massive tornado that ripped through a handful of Oklahoma City suburbs and killed at least 50 people grabbed the attention of the sports world on Monday, especially the players and coaches with ties to the area.


  • Kershaw pitches 3-hitter as Dodgers beat Brewers

  • Los Angeles Dodgers starting pitcher Clayton Kershaw throws during the fourth inning of a baseball game against the Milwaukee Brewers Monday, May 20, 2013, in Milwaukee. (AP Photo/Morry Gash)MILWAUKEE (AP) ? Clayton Kershaw scattered three singles in his second complete game of the year and Matt Kemp hit his first home run since April 24, lifting the Los Angeles Dodgers to a 3-1 victory over the Milwaukee Brewers on Monday night.


  • Yankees hit 4 HRs, beat Orioles 6-4 in 10 innings

  • BALTIMORE (AP) ? Vernon Wells doubled in the tiebreaking run in the 10th inning and the New York Yankees hit four solo homers in a 6-4 victory over the Orioles on Monday night, extending Baltimore’s losing streak to six games.
  • Super Bowl 50 site to be decided Tuesday

  • In this artist drawing provided by the San Francisco 49ers, the proposed 49ers stadium in Santa Clara, Calif. is shown. NFL owners will vote on the sites of the 50th and 51st Super Bowls on Tuesday, May 21, 2013 at their spring meetings. The San Francisco area, where the new stadium is being built in Santa Clara, and South Florida are competing for the the 50th edition, to be held in February 2016. The loser in that bidding will go against Houston to host the 51st game the following year.(AP Photo/San Francisco 49ers) NO SALESBOSTON (AP) ? Where the Super Bowl will celebrate a half-century of existence will be decided this week by NFL owners.


  • Corbin tosses 3-hitter as D-backs beat Rockies 5-1

  • Arizona Diamondbacks starting pitcher Patrick Corbin throws to the plate against the Colorado Rockies during the seventh inning of a baseball game on Monday, May 20, 2013, in Denver. (AP Photo/Jack Dempsey)DENVER (AP) ? Patrick Corbin was a maestro on the mound, making his slider move all over the place.


  • Dunn homers as White Sox beat Lester, Red Sox 6-4

  • Chicago White Sox's Adam Dunn watches his three-run home run during the first inning of a baseball game against the Boston Red Sox in Chicago, Monday, May 20, 2013.(AP Photo/Paul Beaty)CHICAGO (AP) ? Adam Dunn has been insisting all season he feels great, even while he was piling up strikeouts at the beginning of the year.


  • Bruce homers to back Cueto in Reds’ win over Mets

  • Cincinnati Reds starting pitcher Johnny Cueto throwss during the first inning of the baseball game against the New York Mets at Citi Field Monday, May 20, 2013 in New York. (AP Photo/Seth Wenig)NEW YORK (AP) ? Things weren't going well for Johnny Cueto in his return from the disabled list, so he had a conversation ? with himself.


  • Nats reliever breaks pitching hand punching locker

  • Washington Nationals starter Zach Duke, second from left, is pulled from the game by manager Davey Johnson, second from right, during the fourth inning of a baseball game on Monday, May 20, 2013 in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)SAN FRANCISCO (AP) ? On a night the Washington Nationals welcomed back slugger Bryce Harper, the team learned it will be without reliever Ryan Mattheus after he broke his hand punching a locker.


  • Red Wings top Blackhawks 3-1, take 2-1 series lead

  • Detroit Red Wings left wing Drew Miller (20) congratulates goalie Jimmy Howard (35) after beating the Chicago Blackhawks 3-1 after a NHL hockey Stanley Cup playoffs Western Conference semifinal game in Detroit, Monday, May 20, 2013. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)DETROIT (AP) ? The young Detroit Red Wings have made the mighty Chicago Blackhawks look vulnerable, beating them two straight times to gain an advantage in their last playoff matchup as Western Conference rivals.


  • Arizona’s Corbin improves to 7-0 with win over Colorado

  • (Reuters) - Arizona’s Patrick Corbin delivered a dominant nine innings to lead the Diamondbacks to a 5-1 win over Colorado and improve his unbeaten start to 7-0 on Monday. The 23-year-old struck out 10 and allowed just three hits during his complete game, while Didi Gregorius went 3-for-5 with two RBIs to help keep Arizona top of the National League West. Corbin is now one of five undefeated starting pitchers in baseball with a minimum of eight starts. …
  • Marquis wins 5th straight, Padres beat Cards 4-2

  • San Diego Padres starting pitcher Jason Marquis works against the St. Louis Cardinals in the first inning of a baseball game in San Diego, Monday, May 20, 2013. (AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi)SAN DIEGO (AP) ? At age 34, Jason Marquis is pitching as smart as ever.


  • Giants RHP Vogelsong breaks hand, out 4-6 weeks

  • San Francisco Giants starting pitcher Ryan Vogelsong grabs his hand after being hit by a pitch against the Washington Nationals during the fifth inning of a baseball game on Monday, May 20, 2013 in San Francisco. Vogelsong left the game after the game. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)SAN FRANCISCO (AP) ? Giants right-hander Ryan Vogelsong has broken his pitching hand while batting against the Washington Nationals.


  • Giants RHP Vogelsong breaks right hand on foul

  • San Francisco Giants starting pitcher Ryan Vogelsong throws to the Washington Nationals during the first inning of a baseball game on Monday, May 20, 2013 in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)SAN FRANCISCO (AP) ? San Francisco Giants right-hander Ryan Vogelsong broke his pitching hand when he fouled off a pitch in the fifth inning Monday night.


  • Mattingly doesn’t feel he’s about to be fired

  • Los Angeles Dodgers manager Don Mattingly looks on during a baseball game against the Atlanta Braves Sunday, May 19, 2013, in Atlanta. (AP Photo/Todd Kirkland)MILWAUKEE (AP) ? Beleaguered manager Don Mattingly insisted Monday he doesn't feel he's about to be fired by the Los Angeles Dodgers, and he has no idea whether he needs to win a three-game series against the Milwaukee Brewers to keep his job.


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    Blogger’s Prayer

    Friday, June 9th, 2006

    God,

    I pray that you would bless this blog.

    Help me to use it for good.

    Cause it to be effective at making people enjoy their time spent here.

    Allow visitors to laugh at my stupid stuff,
    cry with me about my heart aches,
    use what is good from it to be better,
    overlook it’s failings,
    and find pleasure in the experience.

    May you be pleased with it, and bless it financially.

    Make the search engines and links smile on it.

    Help me write well and fun.

    Amen.

    P.S.
    Help me win the lottery so I can do this full time. Amen again.