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State Certified Birth Certificate

Monday, August 16th, 2010

I just let my driver’s license expire. Yes, I know . . . Then, I didn’t notice it for 6 months. So, I don’t know exactly why I feel such a rush to get it renewed. But, now that I know about it, I have to get it done. When I went to the tag agency in Moore, Oklahoma where I live, they told me I would have to bring them my birth certificate. I was ONE month past when they could have re-issued based on my old license–cause we all know I’m not who as was after 6 months.

Well, I went home, got my birth certificate, and rushed back to the tag agency. They told me my 100% original birth certificate wouldn’t work. I had to get a new State Certified Birth Certificate. “So,” I said, “this real birth certificate I’ve had for 52 years isn’t good? I mean, it’s the REAL deal!” NO. I have to have a State Certified Birth Certificate.

So, I went home instead of back to work. I have to get this done. I don’t have a license. And, now, I’m worried about how in the world will I verify who I am to the state where I was born over the phone?? I mean to say, if the original document that I’ve hung on to for over 50 years won’t say I’m who I am, then, what in the world can I supply over the phone to verify who I am? And why wouldn’t I be able to supply that in person to get my license? It just doesn’t make any sense that anyone would think this process is anything that would better verify who I am.

Well, something I couldn’t understand turned into something totally ridiculous.

Below is the form I had to fill out. You’ll notice there is absolutely nothing on it that couldn’t be easily discovered with very little research. “Wow.” That’s all I can say–just, “WOW!!” Don’t you feel more secure knowing I can’t get my ID without a really grueling identity verification?

Internet form 01/09/09
If the form doesn’t print properly, try using smaller screen font on your internet browser.
Application for Copy of Birth Certificate

Name of person on the certificate: ______________________________________________
First Middle Last
Date of Birth ________________
Month/Day/Year
Mother’s Maiden Name ______________________________________________
First Middle Last

Father’s Name ______________________________________________
First Middle Last

Place of Birth
City _____________________County ____________________ State ________________

Hospital _____________________ Sex ____ Male; ___ Female;

Requestor’s Relationship:____Parent/Grandparent;____ Guardian or Agent;
_____Brother/Sister ____ Child/Grandchild; ____ Certificate of my own birth; _____Spouse;
Making false statements and misuse of vital records will result in criminal and civil penalties pursuant to WV Code §16-5-38.
__________________________ ____________________________
Signature Printed Name

Requesting ________ copies at $12.00 per copy and enclosing $___________.
Please send check or money order. Please do not send cash. Make checks payable
to Vital Registration

Send copies to: Print your address below.

______________________________________________

______________________________________________

______________________________________________

______________________________________________

City State Zip
Daytime telephone number ( ) ______ ___________
Area Code

Separate on the above line and return the form to:
Address and phone were here.
Make checks payable to: Government agency was here.

Bad bots and WGet stealing your site?

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

Would you like to keep bad bots off your site?
Simply paste the lines below into your .htaccess file.

Bad bots and lazy people will steal anything they can.

They try to get emails, free content, layouts that they like, and all your hard work.

Stopping them is fairly straight forward and simple.

In the top directory of your site or subdomain, create a file called .htacces if it doesn’t exist already.

If you can access your .htaccess file simply add the following lines to it:

SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^Wget" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^EmailSiphon" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^EmailWolf" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^psycheclone" bad_bot
SetEnvIf Remote_Addr "208\.66\.195\.[0-28]+" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^Java/1.5.0_04" bad_bot
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent "^Java/1.5.0" bad_bot

<Files *>
order allow,deny
allow from all
deny from bad_bot
</Files>

Then anytime you see more activity you don’t want, simply add the agent or user-agent performing the activity follow the example above to the list.

Regards

Today in Sports - Sport highlights and news - in Wordpress

Monday, June 12th, 2006

This page pulls from today’s sports highlights to bring the latest news and sports updates. Get the latest on the teams and the players in golf, basketball, baseball, football, hockey, soccer, and college sports. Bookmark this page for quick updates. Subscribe to the RSS or Link it from your site.

Super matchups everywhere with Pats-Giants
(AP)

  • New York Giants' Eli Manning throws during practice, Friday, Feb. 3, 2012, in Indianapolis. The Giants will face the New England Patriots in the NFL football Super Bowl XLVI  on Feb. 5.(AP Photo/Eric Gay)AP - MVP quarterbacks on marquee franchises. A rematch of a nail-biter from four years ago, featuring many of the same key characters. Madonna and plenty of Manning — Eli, and Peyton, too.


  • NFL’s ratings, revenue, popularity grow and grow
    (AP)

  • The Vince Lombardi Trophy is seen before a news conference for NFL football's Super Bowl XLVI Friday, Feb. 3, 2012, in Indianapolis. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)AP - Less than a year ago, Tom Brady, Logan Mankins, Osi Umenyiora and seven other players filed an antitrust suit against the NFL, a key moment in a convoluted and contentious labor dispute between the union and league that threatened to cut short — or even wipe out — the 2011 season.


  • UConn’s Calhoun taking indefinite medical leave
    (AP)

  • AP - University of Connecticut basketball coach Jim Calhoun, who missed three games earlier this season because of NCAA sanctions, is taking an indefinite medical leave of absence because of back problems.
  • Rangers’ Hamilton confirms alcohol relapse
    (AP)

  • Texas Rangers' Josh Hamilton pauses during a baseball news conference at the Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas, Friday, Feb. 3, 2012. (AP Photo/LM  Otero)AP - Josh Hamilton shed no tears, used no prepared statement as he apologized and shared few details about his relapse with alcohol. Still, it was clear he was upset by what he had done.


  • Spencer Levin takes Phoenix Open lead
    (AP)

  • Spencer Levin points to the crowd as they cheer his tee shot at the 16th hole during the second round of the Phoenix Open golf tournament on Friday, Feb. 3, 2012, in Scottsdale, Ariz.  Levin posted an 8-under par 63 for his second round and leads the tournament at 14-under par. (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)AP - Spencer Levin holed out from a greenside bunker for eagle on the par-4 17th and shot an 8-under 63 on Friday to take a three-stroke lead in the suspended second round of the Phoenix Open.


  • Pierce, Allen carry Celtics past Knicks 91-89
    (AP)

  • Boston Celtics' Ray Allen looks for an opening around New York Knicks' Tyson Chandler during the first quarter of an NBA basketball game in Boston on Friday, Feb. 3, 2012. (AP Photo/Winslow Townson)AP - Paul Pierce scored 30 points and Ray Allen had nine of his 14 in the final quarter to lift the Boston Celtics to a 91-89 win over the struggling New York Knicks on Friday night.


  • Brady, Manning vie to prove who’s ‘elite’ QB now
    (AP)

  • New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady throws during practice on Thursday, Feb. 2, 2012, in Indianapolis. The Patriots are scheduled to face the New York Giants in NFL football Super Bowl XLVI on Feb. 5. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)AP - He was always being compared to someone. That’s what happens when you’re the youngest son of a great quarterback and the baby brother of an even better one. It wasn’t until he compared himself to Tom Brady, though, that people began taking Eli Manning seriously.


  • Woman accused of stalking Yankees general manager
    (Reuters)

  • Reuters - A British woman stalked and harassed New York Yankees General Manager Brian Cashman, convincing him to pay her $6,000 after what her lawyers called an inappropriate relationship, prosecutors and others familiar with the case said on Friday.
  • Pacers tops Mavs for 1st win in Dallas in 8 years
    (AP)

  • Dallas Mavericks' Rodrigue Beaubois (3), of Guadeloupe, dunks as Indiana Pacers' Danny Granger (33) looks on in the first half of an NBA basketball game on Friday, Feb. 3, 2012, in Dallas. (AP Photo/Tony Gutierrez)AP - Paul George hit seven 3-pointers and finished with a career-high 30 points, and the Indiana Pacers won in Dallas for the first time in eight years, beating the Mavericks 98-87 Friday night.


  • No. 23 North Carolina women beat Virginia 64-56
    (AP)

  • AP - Chay Shegog had 20 points and Candace Wood added 14 points, leading No. 23 North Carolina to a 64-56 win over Virginia on Friday night.
  • Prosecutors won’t charge cyclist Lance Armstrong
    (AP)

  • FILE - In this July 17, 2009, file phot, seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong reacts as he answers questions of reporters prior to the start of the 13th stage of the Tour de France cycling race over 200 kilometers (124.3 miles) with start in Vittel and finish in Colmar, central France. (AP Photo/Bas Czerwinski, File)AP - The case against Lance Armstrong is closed. His legacy as a seven-time Tour de France champion endures.


  • Iginla scores, Flames beat Blackhawks 3-1
    (AP)

  • Chicago Blackhawks goalie Ray Emery, right, follows the puck as teammate Nick Leddy checks Calgary Flames' Krys Kolanos during the second period of an NHL hockey game in Calgary, Alberta, Friday, Feb. 3, 2012. (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Jeff McIntosh)AP - Jarome Iginla had a goal and an assist to help Calgary Flames beat the Chicago Blackhawks 3-1 Friday night.


  • Yani Tseng ready to begin encore to 12-win season
    (AP)

  • FILE - In this Oct. 23, 2011, file photo, Yani Tseng, of Taiwan, holds up her championship trophy on the 18th hole after the final round of the LPGA Taiwan Championship at the Sunrise Golf and Country Club in Taoyuan, Taiwan. Tseng has a tradition on Chinese New Year to give her house a thorough cleaning, and decided to start with the trophy cabinet_she is coming off a blockbuster season in which she won 12 times around the world, including the first four tournaments she played. (AP Photo/Wally Santana, File)AP - Yani Tseng has a tradition on Chinese New Year to give her house a thorough cleaning. She decided to start with the trophy cabinet, which was no small project. A photo she posted on Facebook shows a cabinet crowded with crystal.


  • MMA’s ‘Iron Mike’ gets prison in Vegas sex case
    (AP)

  • Michael 'Iron Mike' Whitehead, left, talks with his attorney William Terry, while waiting in Clark County district court, Thursday, Jan. 19, 2012, in Las Vegas. A judge in Las Vegas will decide whether the mixed martial arts fighter once featured on Spike TV's 'The Ultimate Fighter' will go to prison for attempted sexual assault of a woman in April 2010 at his home.  (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)AP - A mixed martial arts fighter once featured on Spike TV’s “The Ultimate Fighter” is going to prison for one to four years for the attempted sexual assault of a woman at his home in April 2010.


  • Dundee was an ambassador for boxing
    (AP)

  • FILE - In this Feb. 25, 1964, file photo,  with flailing arms and legs, new heavyweight boxing champion Cassius Clay is lifted off the ring floor in Miami Beach by one of his handlers when Sonny Liston was unable the answer the bell for the seventh round. Another Clay handler, left, climbs through the ropes as trainer Angelo Dundee, right, reacts. Dundee, the trainer who helped groom Muhammad Ali (Clay) and Sugar Ray Leonard into world champions and became one of boxing's most recognizable figures, died Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2012. He was 90.  (AP Photo/hlv, File)AP - He saved a young Cassius Clay when he was in trouble in England, convinced Sugar Ray Leonard that he could somehow overcome the fearsome Tommy Hearns. Angelo Dundee worked thousands of corners, and had just as many stories about fighters and the games they played in the ring.


  • Regards.

    Blogger’s Prayer

    Friday, June 9th, 2006

    God,

    I pray that you would bless this blog.

    Help me to use it for good.

    Cause it to be effective at making people enjoy their time spent here.

    Allow visitors to laugh at my stupid stuff,
    cry with me about my heart aches,
    use what is good from it to be better,
    overlook it’s failings,
    and find pleasure in the experience.

    May you be pleased with it, and bless it financially.

    Make the search engines and links smile on it.

    Help me write well and fun.

    Amen.

    P.S.
    Help me win the lottery so I can do this full time. Amen again.