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Social Security is saved! Retirement is saved!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006

The other day I was sitting in a restaurant with my son-in-law, my daughter, and my wife. We were waiting for our food, and chowing down on the dipping chips.

Have you noticed anything different about the restaurants you have visited recently?

I mean, have you noticed anything different about the wait staff?

That’s right, they’re heavier now.

Not that many years ago, you almost never saw a fat person being used as a waiter in a restaurant. I know, I know. NO ONE was EVER discriminating against fat people. They just didn’t use fat people as waiters because none of them ever applied for those positions ;-)

Ok, ok. back to the point.

I’ve been noticing for some time now that there are quite a few fat people working as waiters in restaurants. Well guess what–that’s happening everywhere and in every job sector.

It appears waiters and people with other jobs mirror the general public statistically. Now, there’s a big surprise.

That’s when it hit me. Social Security is SAVED!

Who would have thought it? Fat people are everywhere. And, fat people die sooner. This means there will be far fewer people sucking up on my social security future!

My retirement is saved. My future is brighter and more secure.

Aren’t you glad congress hasn’t gotten off its fat butt to do something before this wonderful discovery? We no longer have to worry about running out of funds.

Next time you see a fat person, thank them for all that they do and are doing for you.

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No fat people were harmed in the writing of this article. If using the term fat bothers you, then you’re probably fat. Get over it. I’m fat too. It hasn’t bothered us enough to do something about it, lik a DIET. But, we’re going to someday–Right?

Regards.

Sudoku Code in Wordpress. Play, Create Sudoku online in your Post.

Saturday, May 20th, 2006


Simply cut and paste the sudoku code below the sudoku puzzle.

I have had a ton of great traffic with this sudoku page in my wordpress post. Not to mention that it is the best sudoku puzzle creator and solver for learning how to do sudoku that I have seen anywhere. You can change the difficulty, create unlimited puzzles, save games, load games, and print your sudoku puzzles–All from your Wordpress post.

I’m making it available to you, for free, to put on your site or in your own blog. All I ask is that you leave the single banner included with it to support my efforts. It is a banner that will not interfere with any of your own ads, and the bandwidth comes from my site. It opens a new window, so visitors never leave your site.

Simply copy and paste the following code into your post or into your web page. It’s that simple.

<iframe id=sudoku border=0 name=sudoku_games framespacing=0 src=http://life.currenttoday.com/sudoku/sudokupuzzleonline.php frameborder=0 width=480 scrolling=no height=500></iframe>

You can email this to a friend and they can play it in the email if they use html. Use the email this post link above.

I know this will bring you tons of traffic as it has for me. And, its really fun to play sudoku–especially from your own site or in your own posts.

Don’t forget that a lot of people misspell sudoku as suduku, sodoko, sudoko, sodoku and so on. Include those somewhere in your text to capture more traffic. I’m sure you have mis-typed it a time or two yourself.

Regards.

Pick your Lucky winning Powerball Number using your lucky number

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

Winning Lucky Powerball Numbers

Read below for a full explanation of the power of lucky numbers in the lottery.


This will generate your lucky winning powerball number based on your name, your lucky team name or group, and your own lucky number.





Do not abuse these numbers. This is powerful.

Use wisdom when you use these numbers. Read why below.



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PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE

Long ago, the ancients were well aware of mystic powers in their lives. They divined their futures.

Many of the secrets of the ancients have been unearthed in modern times. But their practices remain buried forever–veiled in the secrecy of time.

This is your lucky day. This web page brings together the secrets of the ancients with the marvels of technology to give you power over your destiny.

The power and magic of numbers is established in many cultures. Here, we bring this power to you.

Above, enter the lucky name or word. This can be your name, a son’s name, your favorite sport figure’s name, a pet’s name, or your favorite celebrity.

Next, enter your favorite team’s name. This can also be a group’s name. Some have discovered power in their home town’s name–try yours to see.

Finally, enter your own favorite, lucky number. This can be a favorite number, a year, or a birth date. It yields special lucky powerball numbers when it is a number with special meaning in your life.

Regards.

This page is just for fun. We accept no responsibility for use of these numbers.

Sudoku online create play Sudoku Puzzles online Wordpress

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

Completing a sudoku puzzle can be tough, but the rules for sudoku are very simple.

Sudoku is made of nine by nine squares that are subdivided into a three by three set of squares. To solve a sudoku puzzle, enter a number from 1 through 9 in each square, so that:

Each row across contains each number only once.
Each column up and down only contains each number once.
Each subdivision only contains each number once.

The Japanese name, sudoku can be roughly translated “numbers singly”.

Sudoku will appear as: Su Do Ku, Su Doku or Sudoku. It is mispelled VERY often. You will find many more resources under sodoko, soduko, suduku, and other variations and mispellings.

Here is the best Sudoku online I have found anywhere.
Unlimited creation of Sudoku Puzzles
Print Sudoku Puzzles
Solve Sudoku Puzzles

It even has a timer. You can save and upload puzzles. And it has a test mode and help mode. Have fun. Play as often as you like.

Your Free Sudoku Puzzle (Click create button.)



You cannot change the given numbers. They are arranged to have only one solution to the puzzle (in a good sudoku puzzle).

In order to save your game, just click the button. Highlight the text. Save the text under the name you want for your sudoku puzzle. To load it again, just copy it from the file where you saved it and click the load button above and paste it back. It’s simple.

Here’s a better FREE really professional version CLICK HERE to download it and play it on your computer. Just scroll the left list down to it. To play it online for FREE, CLICK HERE. Just scroll down the right side list down to it.

Also CLICK HERE for this great online sudoku version I’ve found above on its own full page. Likely the best online version I’ve found to learn how to solve sudoku puzzles.

Sudoku can be extremely addictive. Sudoku became really popular in 2005. There are books upon books of sudoku puzzles.

If you can’t spell, notice its free sudoku, not free soduko, free suduku, or free sodoko.

It is easily placed in a wordpress post.

Regards.