Social Security is saved! Retirement is saved!
The other day I was sitting in a restaurant with my son-in-law, my daughter, and my wife. We were waiting for our food, and chowing down on the dipping chips.
Have you noticed anything different about the restaurants you have visited recently?
I mean, have you noticed anything different about the wait staff?
That’s right, they’re heavier now.
Not that many years ago, you almost never saw a fat person being used as a waiter in a restaurant. I know, I know. NO ONE was EVER discriminating against fat people. They just didn’t use fat people as waiters because none of them ever applied for those positions 
Ok, ok. back to the point.
I’ve been noticing for some time now that there are quite a few fat people working as waiters in restaurants. Well guess what–that’s happening everywhere and in every job sector.
It appears waiters and people with other jobs mirror the general public statistically. Now, there’s a big surprise.
That’s when it hit me. Social Security is SAVED!
Who would have thought it? Fat people are everywhere. And, fat people die sooner. This means there will be far fewer people sucking up on my social security future!
My retirement is saved. My future is brighter and more secure.
Aren’t you glad congress hasn’t gotten off its fat butt to do something before this wonderful discovery? We no longer have to worry about running out of funds.
Next time you see a fat person, thank them for all that they do and are doing for you.
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No fat people were harmed in the writing of this article. If using the term fat bothers you, then you’re probably fat. Get over it. I’m fat too. It hasn’t bothered us enough to do something about it, lik a DIET. But, we’re going to someday–Right?
Regards.
